Sorry for not putting anything up about North Korea for a while. I’m in my exams period, that means I’ll have to study for a few weeks. I’ll probably not be able to put anything up for the next 2/3 weeks. I know, it sucks. But I want to pass this year, so..
Hang in their people!
this message in silly curvy lines:
هاها، هذه اللغة أمر غريب حقا. خطوط لا يبدو أن له أي معنى. وأعتقد أن هذه اللغة هي وهمية، وجميع الشعوب العربيةتتظاهر وهم يعرفون ذلك. كيف يمكن لأي شخص قراءة هذا القرف؟ انه جنون.
| — | Adolf Hitler in “Der Untergang.” Fascism at it’s best! |
Ask me something about North Korea. (by sending a message, otherwise i have to reblog and stuff like that)
I don’t want to make you scared or something but,
YOU DO REALIZE THAT ‘THE SYSTEM’ KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!?*
THAT YOU CAN BE WATCHED BY ‘THE SYSTEM’ THROUGH YOUR WEBCAM OR SECURITY CAMERAS OUTDOOR!?*
THAT EVERY E-MAIL, TEXT MESSAGE, PHONE CALL YOU SEND/MAKE IS BEING CHECKED!?*
MOST OF YOUR EMAILS AND BROWSING-HISTORY IS STORED SOMEWHERE, ACCESSIBLE FOR ‘THE SYSTEM’?!*
THAT ‘THE SYSTEM’ CAN PUT YOU BEHIND BARS WITHOUT ANY REASON, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT IN YOUR COUNTRY?!!?**
THAT THERE ARE EVEN CHIPS IN THE TIRES OF YOUR CAR, WHICH CAN BE TRACED BY ‘THE SYSTEM’?!* ***
YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYBODY!!!?!?!?!!!!!!****
* = only if you live in a undemocratic, manipulative country, like China, North Korea, Iran, or the U.S. (and countries property of the U.S., so South Korea, Iraq, Taiwan, and the EU)
** = only if you are state-citizen of a very undemocratic, manipulative, totalitarian country, the U.S.
*** = only if you have a modern car, with modern tires and you have to live in the U.S.
**** = EVEN NOT YOURSELF, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF TO REMAIN SAFE!!
REMEMBER:
BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!*****
*****= if you are state-citizen of the U.S.
COOL GUYS AREN’T IMPRESSED BY BIG WAVES AND BAD WEATHER! ALSO, COOL GUYS AWAYS WEAR BLACK BADASS SUITS!!
NORTH KOREAN TALKING ENGLISH (if you don’t get this, look at my previous post, and watch that video)
Kim Tjooong Ieww is bewing at supewcoow pwaty in teh Democwatic Peepbuls Wepubwik of Koweeaaaaaa. In DPRK ewerbowy havin pwaties at aww teh twimes, bewawse ewerbowy has fwee twimes a luuuuuwwt. Twats bewawse ewebowy is wichest as well! Twis pwaty, in Pqungwang, teh mwost-mowen city in teh wuuuurlds, was visited 100 pweepuls, and teh theme was: THE KOWEAN PWEEPULS AMWY. Wike ewewtin ews in DPRK. Whi Deaw Leaduuur Kim Tjong Iew was dwopping teh bweets, teh soldieeeuuurs dancing and bewin happy, like ewebowy is in DPRK.
TRANSLATION:
Kim Jong Il at a supercool party in North Korea. In North Korea everbody has parties all the time, because everbody has lots of free time! That’s because everbody is RICH as hell! This party, in Pyongyang, the most-modern city in the world, was visited by 100 people, and had as theme: THE KOREAN PEOPLES ARMY. Like everything else in North Korea. While Kim was dropping the beatzzz, the soldiers danced and were happy, like everbody else in North Korea.
AWWWWW MAN, I LOVE THIS GUY’S VOICE!
Teh Kowean Pweepwuls Amwee is stwongwest in all teh wuuulwlds.
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“Teh Mohwings of teh Kowean Pweepwuls Amwee sank teh U.S. hevwie cwuizer Baltimwoh onwy 3 twopeedwo bwids, two white new whecowd in histowie in amwels of wuuuurwd neevie woh”
translation: The Warships of the Korean Peoples Army sank the U.S. heave cruiser Baltimore with only 2 torpedo (bursts?), to write a new record in the history of the navy wars in all over world
teh nieuw twipe of ekwipmunt sent by teh wurlmongers of teh wullstreet turnt in the sreps of iwun befwore twee cwould pwefowm thew purwler
Kim Il Sung is a leader I really admire. He didn’t seem to be a ruthless dictator, he really made the people happy. Also, his propaganda was awesome. I also like the way he always smiles. I hope Kim Jong Un will be like him, not like Kim Jong Il.
even while he had a superbusy job with ruling the country PERFECTLY, Great Leader Kim Il Sung, had time left to help the local farmers with their jobs. That’s PERFECT leadership.
April, a month we probably ALL waited for! A month with super-important events, we ALL find super cool and interesting!
WHY?? How can’t you not know what will happen?!
North Korea will launch a nuclear missile a satellite and on April 15th hold a huge militairy parade! And their new powerplant is also finished! How beautiful!
Pictures and videos of these exciting events will be posted on this blog as soon as they have happenend. In the meanwhile, look at this picture, where you see GENERAL Kim Jong Il chillin’ with his homeboy’s from up in da HOOD in No’Ko!
However Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il were ferocious dictators, they sometimes took a brake and went to the amusementpark to play with little children and to play in childish attractions. After that, they always eat ice cream with those children and watch Spongebob on TV. After that, they kill 1000 innocent civilians for fun. YEEY!
