These four snapshots demonstrate how to make cement, the North Korean way. (after making cement, you can kick lumber in half when you don’t own an axe)
FOLLOWERS CHALLENGE: Make a funny, smart, and grammatically correct caption for this picture yourself!
Oeeeeeewwww Kimboy seems to have a girlfrieeend. RIGHT ON, COWBOY! GO GET HER, TIGER!
Or it’s his sister. That’s possible too.
This is a must see. A North Korean documentary about western propaganda. They even quote George Orwell, that’s ironic.
Sorry for not putting anything up about North Korea for a while. I’m in my exams period, that means I’ll have to study for a few weeks. I’ll probably not be able to put anything up for the next 2/3 weeks. I know, it sucks. But I want to pass this year, so..
Hang in their people!
this message in silly curvy lines:
هاها، هذه اللغة أمر غريب حقا. خطوط لا يبدو أن له أي معنى. وأعتقد أن هذه اللغة هي وهمية، وجميع الشعوب العربيةتتظاهر وهم يعرفون ذلك. كيف يمكن لأي شخص قراءة هذا القرف؟ انه جنون.
Be ruthless. Life doesn’t forgive weakness. This so-called humanity is religious drivel. Compassion is an eternal sin. To feel compassion for the weak is a betrayal of nature. The strong can only triumph if the weak are exterminated. Being loyal to this law, I’ve never had compassion. I’ve always been ruthless when faced with internal opposition from other races. That’s the only way to deal with it.
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| — | Adolf Hitler in “Der Untergang.” Fascism at it’s best! |
Ask me something about North Korea. (by sending a message, otherwise i have to reblog and stuff like that)
DEAR FOLLOWER,
I don’t want to make you scared or something but,
YOU DO REALIZE THAT ‘THE SYSTEM’ KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!?*
THAT YOU CAN BE WATCHED BY ‘THE SYSTEM’ THROUGH YOUR WEBCAM OR SECURITY CAMERAS OUTDOOR!?*
THAT EVERY E-MAIL, TEXT MESSAGE, PHONE CALL YOU SEND/MAKE IS BEING CHECKED!?*
MOST OF YOUR EMAILS AND BROWSING-HISTORY IS STORED SOMEWHERE, ACCESSIBLE FOR ‘THE SYSTEM’?!*
THAT ‘THE SYSTEM’ CAN PUT YOU BEHIND BARS WITHOUT ANY REASON, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT IN YOUR COUNTRY?!!?**
THAT THERE ARE EVEN CHIPS IN THE TIRES OF YOUR CAR, WHICH CAN BE TRACED BY ‘THE SYSTEM’?!* ***
YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYBODY!!!?!?!?!!!!!!****
* = only if you live in a undemocratic, manipulative country, like China, North Korea, Iran, or the U.S. (and countries property of the U.S., so South Korea, Iraq, Taiwan, and the EU)
** = only if you are state-citizen of a very undemocratic, manipulative, totalitarian country, the U.S.
*** = only if you have a modern car, with modern tires and you have to live in the U.S.
**** = EVEN NOT YOURSELF, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF TO REMAIN SAFE!!
REMEMBER:
BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!*****
*****= if you are state-citizen of the U.S.
COOL GUYS AREN’T IMPRESSED BY BIG WAVES AND BAD WEATHER! ALSO, COOL GUYS AWAYS WEAR BLACK BADASS SUITS!!
NORTH KOREAN TALKING ENGLISH (if you don’t get this, look at my previous post, and watch that video)
Kim Tjooong Ieww is bewing at supewcoow pwaty in teh Democwatic Peepbuls Wepubwik of Koweeaaaaaa. In DPRK ewerbowy havin pwaties at aww teh twimes, bewawse ewerbowy has fwee twimes a luuuuuwwt. Twats bewawse ewebowy is wichest as well! Twis pwaty, in Pqungwang, teh mwost-mowen city in teh wuuuurlds, was visited 100 pweepuls, and teh theme was: THE KOWEAN PWEEPULS AMWY. Wike ewewtin ews in DPRK. Whi Deaw Leaduuur Kim Tjong Iew was dwopping teh bweets, teh soldieeeuuurs dancing and bewin happy, like ewebowy is in DPRK.
TRANSLATION:
Kim Jong Il at a supercool party in North Korea. In North Korea everbody has parties all the time, because everbody has lots of free time! That’s because everbody is RICH as hell! This party, in Pyongyang, the most-modern city in the world, was visited by 100 people, and had as theme: THE KOREAN PEOPLES ARMY. Like everything else in North Korea. While Kim was dropping the beatzzz, the soldiers danced and were happy, like everbody else in North Korea.
